This is beige prose, smooth, flavourless, and engineered for mass readability. It’s not bad writing, exactly. In fact, that’s the problem. It’s technically correct, but soulfully inert. A style that’s been edited within an inch of meaning. Every sentence feels like it’s been test-marketed, stripped of friction, and dunked in lukewarm relatability.
Tangled Prose is your bookish fix – from viral reads to cult classics. News, reviews, trends, and takes. Old favourites, and new finds. Always books.
Wednesday, 19 November 2025
Why does every bestseller sound the same? A mini manifesto against beige prose
Monday, 24 February 2025
Publication of Joan Didion’s journal creates an ethical literary dilemma
Joan Didion has been a monumental influence on countless writers, including myself. Her works, from Slouching Towards Bethlehem to The Year of Magical Thinking, have profoundly shaped modern literature.
Anything new by her is a major literary event. So, the recent announcement of the posthumous publication of her personal journal, Notes to John, has ignited a significant ethical debate within the literary world.
Yes, it is exciting to see Didion's unpublished work, but is it right to publish her personal journals? Especially those detailing conversations with her psychiatrist?
Monday, 17 February 2025
How to nail the crucial first five pages of your novel
I recently wrote about books that can help with style and craft when writing your novel, and now I want to look at those crucial first five pages.
Saturday, 1 February 2025
Stream-of-consciousness in novel writing: what it is and why it matters
Stream-of-consciousness writing has always fascinated me when it comes to writing novels. It can dive into the intricate flow of thoughts and emotions that feel unique and personal.
Stream-of-consciousness might initially sound daunting and a bit trippy, but anyone can experiment with it.

